Pulling out of the driveway this morning, I noticed something small and furry shoot out across the road.

Hurr durr!

It was a bunny! The poor thing couldn’t have been any bigger than a kitten, and that adorable little fucker had somewhere to BE.

“Okay,” I smiled, “let’s let the little baby bunny cross the road. No need to run over bunnies on our way to work.”

In what must have been legendary bravery in the face of abject terror, he hop-hop-hopped across the road as fast as his wee little bunny legs would carry him.

When he reached the other side,

Without skipping a beat,

He flipped 90°

And jumped 3 feet in the air.

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“You ain’t gonna catch me, mother fuckas!”

He then flipped back towards his original direction, and hopped away across the yard.


I’m worried about this little bunny. I think there’s something a little wrong with this one.


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“Eat the fucking carrot, bunny.” “No.” “EAT IT!”